im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted, via xshutmeupwithkissesx)
Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years
(Source: mistreat, via xshutmeupwithkissesx)
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via catsontheshore)
