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stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

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shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

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  • Plot twist: You actually have someone who thinks you're attractive, and genuinely wants to be with you.
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    unclefather:

    how to kiss a boy

    1. grab his waist
    2. slip your hand in his pocket
    3. steal his wallet
    4. dont even kiss him
    5. just run
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    cokeflow:

    becoming famous for no reason is my dream

    (Source: fingerblaster113)

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    Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken.
    ― Amy Poehler, Harvard Speech (via ohteenscanrelate)

    (Source: ohteenscanrelate)

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    Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
    never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your new favourite colour.
    ― Anonymous  (via bl-ossomed)

    spam my insta @maddyhebden and ill spam yours

    (via skellaten)

    (Source: thoughtsonfire)

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